So lets start this worst date thread off with some funny stories from that website
#1:
My co worker and I got hot and dirty at the xmas party. Couldnt keep our hands from each other and went into a closet and started having sex.
Completly naked we made so much noise, that our boss came to see what was going on.
As he opned the door we fell out, landed on the floor while everyone was laughing. To make matters worse: It seems that my co worker had a girlfriend who had just turned up to the party to surprise her boyfriend.
We sit across from each other at work - still akward and people still wispers about us
#2:
I was out partying with this cute swedish guy i know. On the dancefloor I dance next to a pole, and for fun, this guy pulls up a pair of handcuffs.
Stupid as i am, I let him put he handcuffs around my hands, so im chained to the pole.
All of a sudden a friend of his, calls him from the bar, and he runs up to him.
2hours later the bar closes and I'm STILL THERE! Lucky hes outside talking to some friends so the bartender gets him in there to unchain me. I NEVER speaks to him again!
#3
I had for many years thought i was bi sexual. So one evening out drinking I meet a guy ( very first ever ) and decided to go all in, to explore my sexuality. At his place it starts getting hot and he ask if I want a BJ, and i agree. Just as he was busy sucking my dick I realized - I'm not a bisexual! Wait a minute - I'M STRAIGHT!
#4
I had dates this girl a few times and meet her at a club. It got hot and nasty, so i took her outside.
We found a private lane to sit on and before we did anything, she said: My period stopped two days ago. WTF, do i look like i care ???! I was really surpised how horney she was - never met a girl so wet.
So afterwords we go back to the club, and everyone started to stare and laugh!
Looked at her and she had RED handprints on her white top, all over her boobs.
In fear i look at my hands and they are filled with blood. Guess her period didnt stop two days ago! She left crying and talked to me..
#5
I was 17 and saw this kinda cute girl. Remember, i was drunk so my vision didnt work as it should
We got home to her and started some serious petting. I removed her top and WTF, her upper body was like a bodybuilders!
Ok no fear, im getting some, so screw it. I put my hands down her pants and started... well you know.
My fingers started going in to a spasm and started hurtig like hell. Tryed to remove my hand, but at this time she was NOT in the mood to stop - so she literally forced me to give her an orgasm, while i was allmost crying of pain. Did i get something? No she just left me
HAHA - very very funny
Whats your worst date story ?